Well, this is interesting...And hilarious in a sick, twisted way - if you're into that.
How bad can the Gulf oil spill get? What is the worst-case scenario? How bad can it be? We've all read about multiple situations that are indeed bad. Some of them are actually coming to life, unfortunately. In this article, Mark Morford has indeed found a worse worst-case scenario. Two, actually.
"I come bearing fabulous news. There is no longer any need to concern yourself with pesky trifles like love, a mortgage, child rearing, planting a garden, dreams, money, shoes, wristwatches, parking spaces, mysterious rashes, foreign policy, baseball, bridge tolls or generally caring about much of anything in particular."
Why?? Well, you'll just have to read the article. :)
Full article here (Common Dreams)